G                   D
'Twere back in the year of 1986
      G                     C
I courted a maid from the wild wild west
      G                        D
She took I to a place where Cider's always ace
   G        C    D   G
Return to Turbo Island


[Chorus]
        D                  G
We'll raise the main sail
             C             G
And we'll battle the gale
                     D
We're all going to hell
         G       C     D   G
As we return to Turbo Island


[Verse 2]
      G                   D
Our ship, oh she be, a-rockin' on the sea
      G                       C
Our bosun be a-prayin' to the lord
      G                     D
My babby makes a plea, oh won't you marry me
          G        D   C   G
As we return to Turbo Island


[Chorus]
        D                  G
We'll raise the main sail
             C             G
And we'll battle the gale
                     D
We're all going to hell
         G       C     D   G
As we return to Turbo Island


[Verse 3]
      G                         D
You won't find Turbo Island on any sort of a map
       G                                    C
They said if thee's left that place there's no way to go back
       G                             D
We searched Stokes Croft point, and off the old Bear Pit
      G              C                      D             G
And now that we've found the place, we'll drink like lunatics


[Chorus]
        D                  G
We'll raise the main sail
             C             G
And we'll battle the gale
                     D
We're all going to hell
         G       C     D   G
As we return to Turbo Island


[Chorus]
        D                  G
We'll raise the main sail
             C             G
And we'll battle the gale
                     D
We're all going to hell
         G       C     D   G
As we return to Turbo Island


[Chorus]
        D                  G
We'll raise the main sail
             C             G
And we'll battle the gale
                     D
We're all going to hell
         G       C     D   G
As we return to Turbo Island

         G       C     D   G
As we return to Turbo Island
         G       C     D   G
As we return to Turbo Island