[Intro]
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 A                        E
I'm awfully tired of the same old business
B                E
Kiss the babies, make 'em cry
 A                      E
I'm only lookin' for one good woman
  B                 E
Cross my heart and hope to die
  B                   E
Stick a needle in my eye, eye, eye

 A             E
Got a load of mashed potatoes
  B                     E
Holdin' gravy like a fishin' hole
   A                   E
I know something that might sound funny
   B                   E
I got no money and my buddy's broke
   B                   E
I got no money and my buddy's broke


[Instrumental]
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  A               E
Counterculture, mother vulture
 B                    E
Post Toasties and a quart of beer
 A                      E
I'm only looking for a place to go to
  B                        E
Somebody ask me what I'm doin' here?
  B                        E
Somebody ask me what I'm doin' here?

   A                     E
A boneless breast and a crispy thigh
  B                          E
Sittin' at the bar n' giving me the eye
 A                  E
Black crows on a garbage can
  B                         E
What kind of fella do you think I am?
  B                   E
Stick a needle in my eye, eye, eye

[Instrumental]
A E
A E
A E
B7 E

 A                   E
I'm fallin' in with bad companions
    B                     E
My mind is weak and my throat is dry
   A                 E
Thanksgiving in the Grand Canyon
 B                               E
Can't keep my fingers off that country pie

 A                        E
I'm awfully tired of the same old business
 B                E
Kiss the babies, make 'em cry
 A                   E
I'm only lookin' for one good woman
  B                 E
Cross my heart and hope to die
  B                   E
Stick a needle in my eye, eye, eye
  B                   E
Stick a needle in my eye, eye, eye


[Instrumental Ending]
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