D
Lucy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell
D
Lucy went to heaven but she still felt like hell
       D            G
So she only gave it two stars
G
Worst place ever

D
She's the kind of person, anyway she tries
D
Always disappointed so she never feels surprised
            D           G
When she is always disappointed

[Pre-chorus 1]
G
She holds my hand like I'm a barbed wire fence
G
Dance like they're watching you 'cause they are watching you

[Chorus 1]
D             A
 And when the bright lights find you
G
 Don't let your heart get lazy
D             A
 Keep all the worst behind you
G
 That stuff will make you crazy

Em                          F#m
Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls
G                           A
Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls

[Verse 2]
D
Hello operator, please give me number nine
D
If you disconnect me I think that would be fine
                  D       G
Because all I can hear is talking
G
So much talking

D
Appreciate the outrage, I did the best I could
D
I thought about your think piece, I don't think it's any good
              D      G
And anyway, I didn't read it

[Pre-chorus 2]
G
Who writes this stuff? 'Cause it makes no sense
G
I just checked my privilege and it looks fine to me

[Chorus 2]
D             A
 And when the bright lights find you
G
 They're gonna shine right through you
D             A
 Keep all the worst behind you
G
 Don't let the words get to you

Em                          F#m
Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls
G                           A
Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls

[Verse 3]
    D
The flies are in the meadow, the bees are in the park
D
Girls and boys are kissing as we stumble in the dark
             D             G
And we don't have a lot of time left

[Pre-chorus 3]
G
 You clutch your chest, you fake a heart attack
G
 Laugh it up, nothing looks good on me
G
 Somebody called, they want their something back
G
 I'm not a piece of meat, I guess I'd like to be

[Chorus 3]
D             A
 And when the bright lights find you
G
Bro, come on, bro, don't tase me
D             A
 Keep all the worst behind you
G
 That stuff will make you crazy

Em                          F#m
Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls
G                           A
Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls
Em                          F#m
Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls
G                           A
Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls