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[Verse 1]
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Nasty Dan was the meanest man I       ever knew
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He'd stomp and scream and be real mean the whole day through
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He'd frown a bunch he ate nails for lunch and he'd     never laugh
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He'd growl and yell and I heard tell that he never took a bath
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Nasty Dan was a nasty man hard to understand that Nasty Dan


[Verse 2]
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Now Nasty Dan was a nasty man    the whole day long
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He'd go where he could he'd try real good to make things go wrong
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He'd jump for joy when a little boy would trip and fall
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And the only words that he ever said were I don't like you at all
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Nasty Dan was a nasty man hard to understand that Nasty Dan


[Bridge]
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Now a real interestin' thing that I want you to know about is this here
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because its the most important thing, it concerns a girl, and things like that


[Verse 3]
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           Now Nasty Pearl was a nasty girl that met Dan somehow
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She said you're like me, rotten as can be let's get married now
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So they went and they did and had a nasty kid and I   must confess
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That Dan pretty much leaves everyone alone now and he doesn't bother anybody
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Anymore 'cause he just lives in his nasty ol' house
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With his nasty ol' wife and his nasty ol' kid in nasty happ -i - ness
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   Nas-ty  Dan he's a nasty man hard to un - der stand that Nasty Dan