Met A Crack Head Behind Circle K,
He Was, Drinking A Forty Wasting The Day Away,
He Said He'd Give Me Three Wishes If I Gave Him A Dime,
But When I Did He Said, I'm All Out Of Magic, Maybe Next Time.

I Can't Give You More Than This,
Cause' You'll Just Want Everything,
Give In To Greediness,
And You Wont Have Anything.

I Met A Genie By The Side Of The Road,
He Said He'd Give Me Three Wishes If I Took Him Back Home,
But After We'd Been Driving Round Looking For Lamps All Day,
He Actually Had The Audacity To Come Out And Say….

I Can't Give You More Than This,
Cause' You'll Just Want Everything,
Give In To Greediness,
And You Wont Have Anything.

I Met A Pixie, He Was Down By The Well,
He Said He Knew I'd Been Let Down By All The One's I Had Helped,
And That He Understood Precisely, The Way That I Felt,
But I Would Get My Wishes When It Was A Cold Day In Hell.

I Can't Give You More Than This,
Cause' You'll Just Want Everything,
Give In To Greediness,
And You Wont Have Anything

I Can't Give You More Than This,
Cause' You'll Just Want Everything,
Give In To Greediness,
And You Wont Have Anything.