E
Just my luck
Today’s the day
G
Man, that hurt
Its worth the pain
D                   A
There’s a new queen in this house
      E
She’s plastered up
Behold the sight
G
Just look up
Fluorescent light.

[Chorus]
D              A            E
Have i gone to heaven or to hospital
G                 E
Im dreamin of the hospital

[Verse 2]
G             E
Im dreamin of mom and dad
                     G
Look at me like they did back when
I’m born again
D                A
Daddy’s girl and Mama’s princess
E
Sister Jen
            G
She doesn’t exist till when
  D                     A
I need something She’ll bring me ice creams,

[Chorus]
       E
I’m in hospital
G                  E
I’m dreamin’ of the hospital

[Bridge]
G                   Dm
I’m dreamin’ of the date with the doctor is a golden ticket
I want your attention now I’m gonna get it
F
uh huh
        Dm
And now come on you cunt come come on and hit me
There’s no kind of attention that a black eye wouldn’t get me
F
uh nuh huh

[Chorus]
            Bb
And there’s nothing like a broken arm
            F
to win your love
        Bb
There’s nothing like a fresh abrasion
            F
to win your love
        Bb
You can work on your bedside manner
            F
And you can kiss it till it gets better
            Bb
And there’s nothing like a broken arm
            F
to win your love

[Verse 3]
     E
Ohhh my old friends
               G
I’m voting you out or in
You envy me
D              A                E
I walk the red carpet to my own cast signin’
  G
A crayon or a marker pen
               D               A
And all of the It girls ask me what it’s like

[Chorus]
   E
in hospital
             G      E
I’m dreamin’ of the hospital
             G      E
I’m dreamin’ of the hospital
    G
Its dreamy

[Bridge]
G                   Dm
I’m dreamin’ of the date with the doctor is a golden ticket
I want your attention now I’m gonna get it
F
uh huh
        Dm
And now come on you cunt come come on and hit me
There’s no kind of attention that a black eye wouldn’t get me
F
uh nuh huh

[Chorus]
            Bb
And there’s nothing like a broken arm
            F
To win your love
        Bb                                        F
There’s nothing like a fresh abrasion to win your love
        Bb
You can work on your bedside manner
            F
And you can make me feel like i matter
            Bb
And there’s nothing like a broken arm
            F
To win your love
        Bb
There’s nothing like a fresh abrasion
            F
to win your love. Oh now
        Bb
You can work on your bedside manner
            F
And you can kiss it till it gets better
           Bb
Ad there’s nothing like a broken arm
            F
to win your love

[Bridge]
      G           C             G              C
I got five weeks, 41 days, 1000 glorious hours ooh ooh
   G               C                       G                C
To wave my arm and get what I want with my new found powers ooh ooh
            G               C            G      C
But this is not a fairytale with a happy ending ooh ooh
         G                           C              G          C
When the clock strikes twelve will I ever find your love again ooh ooh

[Chorus]
            Bb
And there’s nothing like a broken arm
            F
To win your love
        Bb                                        F
There’s nothing like a fresh abrasion to win your love
        Bb
You can work on your bedside manner
            F
And you can make me feel like i matter
            Bb
And there’s nothing like a broken arm
            F
To win your love