G      C      G
This modern age we live in
     C
It's hard to figure out
       G    C         G
Is any body out there talkin
      D                 G         D
Has a clue what they're talking a bout
        G                                      C
There's twisted trends and psychic friends and tabloid UFOs
                        G
The wisest man with the best laid plans might
D         D7      G
still say I don't know
        D
What do you think? I say well....

     C
They must not be that different
    D           C           G
The ass and the hole in the ground
C                  G         D
They often are mis taken for each other I have found
       C                G               D
Oh and life rewards the ones who try un til they
       Em
got it down
    C             G     D               D7
The difference be tween the ass and the hole in
    G
the ground

G                      C              G
Politics and OJ, Every body's heard e nough
C                G                    C                     D
But no amount of talking can change a mind that's been made up
       G                              C                 G
We got Presidential pillow talk, they know just what to say
C                                        D              G
Whatever side you're on, one thing's for certain either way

     C
They must not be that different
    D           C           G
The ass and the hole in the ground
C                  G         D
They often are mis taken for each other I have found
       C                G               D
Oh and life rewards the ones who try un til they
       Em
got it down
    C             G     D               D7
The difference be tween the ass and the hole in
    G
the ground
 
       F#                    B
In the morning paper, in the evening news
   F#               B
It seems so easy to tell
         E                      A
When the Lord looks down on the things we do
   G                                E
He might get angry and he might say well
     D                A
They must not be that different

[Solo]
D                A               E               F#m
Life rewards the ones who try un til they got it down
    D             A         E
The difference be tween the ass the hole,
D A          E         D    A
Yeah their ass and a hole
    E                       A
The ass and the hole in the ground