Darling, we're in deep, it's true
Try to part, we stick like glue
Cancer's got nothing on you
You speak up as if on cue
Ask me what I want to do
Oh my dear I wish I knew

But darling please, I hope you see
It isn’t really up to me

Figured that my heart would be my guide
But when I asked my heart my spleen replied
Said don't bother with your heart, he never can decide
Stick with me, I'm better qualified

Dear, I don't know what to say
Heart says go, my spleen says stay
Insides are in disarray
There's no chance they'll meet halfway
Get more pushy by the day
Don't know whom to disobey

My darling dear, oh can't you see
You've upset my anatomy
I'm begging you for sympathy
My body fights so viciously

I think the time has finally arrived
To tear this useless organ from my hide
Cause all this indecision, oh it's eating me alive
Without my heart, could our love survive?