I saw God in a Trader Joe’s
Buying organic blueberries
Prettiest man I’d ever seen
Kissed me in the parking lot
One hand holding dried apricots
I think my teeth are gonna rot

Nothing ever stays
In my head through the day
It’s sunset
When did I wake up
I spent all of last night in God’s bed
Mom please don’t get upset
'Cause now I’ll be immortalized
I’ll be immortalized

I think he knew that I was scared
I was shaking but he didn’t care
Lips sliding open in a prayer
But now God won’t return my texts
I guess he was only out for sex
As close to heaven as I’ll get

Nothing ever stays
In my mind through the day
It’s sunrise
When did I wake up
I spent all of last night in God’s bed
Mom please don’t get upset
'Cause now I’ll be immortalized

Didn’t want to be forgotten
So I had gay sex with God and it could’ve gone better
Second coming in a bathroom stall
But now God won’t return my calls, wrote him a love letter
It went like

Nothing ever stays
In my head through the day
It’s sunset
When did I wake up
I spent all of last night in God’s bed
Mom please don’t get upset
'Cause now I’ll be immortalized
I'll be immortalized

Amen, ah men
Amen, ah men
Amen, ah men
Amen, ah men
Amen, ah men
Amen, ah men
I’ll be immortalized