Gather around for a minute or two
And I'll admit something to you
I get intrigued when women look sinister
Call me superficial, but I stare at them Vampire Girls.

It's not the mascara,
It's not the tight dress, (well maybe it is)
It's the look in the eyes that's gonna scare you to death.

Vampire Girl, Vampire Girl
I get so intrigued when they look like a vampire girl.

Does she cook beans? Does she cook rice?
Does she do ritual sacrifice?
Vampire Girl, Vampire Girl
Whoah, I get so intrigued when they look like a vampire girl.

Go little Vampire Girl
Go little Vampire Girl, Woooo
Go little Vampire Girl
Go little Vampire Girl
Evil now, scary now, go little vampire girl.
Evil now, yeah, Scary now Yeah Yeah
Evil now, yeah yeah, Scary now Yeah Yeah Yeah.

Is she in heaven? Is she in hell?
Is she a sex industry professional?
Vampire Girl, Vampire Girl
I get so intrigued when they look like a vampire girl.

If you fall for the rouse, buddy I won't laugh,
I believe I've fallen for it a couple times myself.
Vampire Girl, Vampire Girl
I get so intrigued when they look like a vampire girl.

Go little Vampire Girl
Go little Vampire Girl, Woooo
Go little Vampire Girl
Go little Vampire Girl
Evil, scary, go.
Evil now, yeah yeah, Scary now Yeah Yeah
Evil now, yeah, Scary now Yeah Yeah Yeah.

Here comes one with a serpentine walk
She's coming up to me and she wants to talk
Vampire Girl, Vampire Girl
I get so intrigued when they look like a vampire girl.

Who would have predicted? Who woulda suspected?
She's not so scary she's got all of my records.
Vampire Girl, Vampire Girl
Oh, I get so intrigued when they look like a vampire girl.

Well, Go little Vampire Girl
Go little Vampire Girl, Woooo
Go little Vampire Girl
Go little Vampire Girl
Evil, scary, go little vampire girl
Evil now, yeah yeah, Scary now Yeah Yeah
Evil now, yeah yeah, Scary now Yeah Yeah Yeah.